Jump Everybody, Jump.
Stuck at the airport? Dying for a cigarette? Well, if you still have a couple hours before your flight, you can go out the front door to have your smoke. But what if you are drunk off your ass? In that case, simply step out an emergency exit, to where the shuttles run back and forth between the terminal and airsides. When the shuttle inevitably shows up, just jump over the edge, fall down four stories, and break your hips.
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