Sticks of Fire: a Tampa blog

We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all eateries are not created equal, that they are endowed by their proprietor with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of High-Quality Entertainment. To that end, on July 1, 2002, Johnny G’s was launched.
RESOLUTION
WHEREAS: a certain restaurant in the neighborhood of Town ‘n’ Country dishes up fare of the highest quality.
WHEREAS: a particular eatery serves the finest drink.
WHEREAS: a distinguished performance venue features optimum entertainment.
WHEREAS: a specific location embraces the greatest patrons.
WHEREAS: a notable refectory is truly gifted at merrymaking. (remember La fiesta más grande del mundo).
WHEREAS: it is the wont of the populace to revel numerous times, since the celebration is so outstanding.
WHEREAS: the anniversary of said location falls awfully close to the birthday of our great nation.

Be it resolved that there shall be two parties in one weekend:

Tonight, July 1st, join Johnny and his merry troupe, the Jay Gee Ell Bee, as they attempt to entertain with good, cheap rock and roll at the “World’s Greatest Second Year Anniversary Party.”
On Sunday, July 4th, join all of your friends and celebrate the birthday of the United States of America during the “World’s Greatest Independence Day Party.” Excellent Service, Awesome Food, Good Drink, Cool Customers, and High-quality live entertainment will be featured both nights.

Rumor has it that both Tommy Dunc and Jackie Lee Jackson will be there tonight! Say hello if you make it there!