A failure to communicate
FBI manual: How to deal with local police.
1. Get all drunked up
2. Get in your car
3. Cause an accident
4. Drive away nonchalantly as if nothing happened
5. Stop at a red light
6. Stay stopped while the light turns green
7. Stay put for several cycles, and take a nap
8. Wake up when police knock on the window
9. When asked to roll down the window, or open the door, simply refuse
10. Drive away nonchalantly, as if nothing happened
11. Stop at the next red light (about four blocks)
12. Wait for officers to smash the car window
13. Puke in your car
14. Get arrested
Sources: Trib FBI Agent flees, and Times charged with DUI
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