hunny, the laundry is piling up
If you live in Hillsborough or Pinellas counties, NakeDan the Handyman will do odd jobs for you in and around your house wearing nothing but a tool belt. I started a project for Wifey in a similar manner, but after the third trip to Home Depot for yet another necessary shelving bracket, they called the cops.
Anyway, this morning’s Tribune has a bunch of letters to the editor chastising the newspaper (Readers Owed Apology, Article `In Poor Taste’, `Whose Idea Was That?’, Canceling Subscription, `Very Distasteful’) for last Tuesday’s front page of Baylife article about Dan’s business.
My goodness, there are a bunch of prudes. If you know of anyone upset enough to cancel their subscription, let them know that they shouldn’t get the Sarasota Herald Tribune, either. Also, they may not want to watch ABC News Channel 28, which showed video of live s-e-x.
Listen, everybody. People shun clothes. Every day. I know it’s tired, but “we are born that way.” But beyond that, sometimes nakedness is news. In fact, you live only minutes away from many very successful clothing optional resorts. NakeDan wisely issued a press release last month, and it took off from there. There was nothing lewd or crude about the article or the accompanying photos. Save your venom for things that matter. In the meantime, give Dan a call, and have him hammer something for you.
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