rematch

More pythons are in the news. This is getting ridiculous.

In the rematch, gator beats python. In other matches, python beat tropical fish, but fights human to a draw. The human was thisclose to being declared DQ for jumping into the ring. Python did not realize it was a tag-team match. The human did not come out unscathed.

Python’s record thus far: 3 wins (dog, cat, fish), 1 loss (gator) and 3 draws (gator, turkey, human).

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  1. Sandy

    4 years ago

    So I’ve been getting a whiff of something up under the house that I MUST locate and all this talk of pythons.
    Anyone? Anyone?

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  3. [...] For those of you who haven’t been awake for the past month, pythons have been in the news often enough for my little girlie to notice. We decided to overlook the fact that the alligator chompin’ python was found headless. Too bad some people mistook my daughter’s costume for a dragon as she went trick-or-treating. Not too bad for her, mind you, too bad for the people who then had to get the whole gruesome story blow by blow. [...]


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