Sticks of Fire: a Tampa blog

The St. Petersburg Times is looking for tales of online love gone bad. We’ve all heard stories about that self-described “big man on campus” who’s really a middle-aged man with hives. Turn your heartbreak into hilarity and send it in email form to jbarry@sptimes.com. The best of all entries will be published on Valentine’s Day. The best of the best will get a dozen roses. That’s more than you ever got from that redneck who sold himself as a “stud resembling Johnny Depp”.

I’ve been with the same man my entire life, so I can’t relate to these tales of woe. I sure do enjoy them, though. If you have a great story and can’t write in complete sentences, post it below and let the rest of us live vicariously through you.

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