rated arrrgggh, not XXX

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by jason @ 6:11 pm

We heard some grumbles this week from some of the older pirates and veterans of many Gasparilla parties.  What’s bugging them?  Is it “No beer for sale? Heck no, why would they care. Is it too crowded?  Not on your life!  Is it a lack of acceptable boobage?  YOU GUESSED IT!!!

The old guys say the cops kept other boats too far away from the Jose Gaspar and they didn’t get quite the eyeful to which they have become accustomed. I also heard a complaint from those in the parade that the ridiculous overuse of clothing continued on land. Really though, I am not sure if their old hearts could have handled the added excitement anyway!

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3 Responses to “rated arrrgggh, not XXX”

  1. Bobby Says:

    nope.. no boobies in the daytime… but i did see a few that night! let me know if you want pictures.

    gives me more reason to look forward to the night parade! i’ll be the one on the balcony with the bullhorn!

  2. Nicole Says:

    Why don’t we just call it Boobarilla. I think we are all glad that there wasn’t any scary sights to see. It’s never the pretty girls showing the girls off its the ones with 3 teeth and boobs that hang to their knees with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth.

  3. Editengine Says:

    “its the ones with 3 teeth and boobs that hang to their knees with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth…”

    MOM!!!???

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