shower with your neighbor
tommyI’m sure you have heard. Because of the lack of rain hereabouts, Hillsborough County has restricted how you can use water. For quick reference:
- If your address ends in 0 or 1, you can only flush your toilets on Mondays.
- If your address ends in 2 or 3, you must do the dishes while you bathe on Tuesdays.
- If your address ends in 4 or 5, bring your laundry with you into the shower on Wednesdays.
- If your address ends in 6 or 7, you must shower with the neighbors to your right on Thursdays.
- On Fridays, if your address ends in 8 or 9, each of the three houses to your left will be coming over for a group shower. You cannot turn away those with pets.
Remember, no matter your special water days, you must collect and save the condensation from your air conditioner.
Tags: county, paying rent, tampa, weather
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May 29th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
My address ends in 5, which day is enema day?
May 29th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
my address ends in 1/2 does that make me exempt?
oh well I would rather be in draught than worried about hurricane flooding.
May 30th, 2006 at 8:25 am
*snort* Good one!
May 30th, 2006 at 10:54 am
that’s fabulous…….good thing I don’t live in hillsborough county. lol
May 30th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
those new rules will certainly make those mid-week doldrums go away.
May 31st, 2006 at 12:12 pm
I have 3 hot female neighbors. This might be a good deal.
June 1st, 2006 at 9:12 am
My address ends in 8, but there’s no way I am showering with the three neighbors to the left. Now to the right might be another story.