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run to the hills

tommy permalink | categories: hurricanes, media, tampa
by tommy @ 8:34 am

The Horror!

Today is June 1!

Welcome to HURRICANE SEASON 2006 (sponsored by Home Depot). As you may have heard from any news outlet, ARMAGEDDON (sponsored by Lowe’s) is upon us. Pack up the kids and dogs and participate in the BOARDING OF THE HOUSE (sponsored by Stanek Windows). Don’t forget to keep an eye on that BERMUDA HIGH (sponsored by The Weather Channel).

Whatever. Just make sure you have a plan.

Tags: hurricanes, media, tampa

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2 Responses to “run to the hills”

Jason Says:
June 1st, 2006 at 9:16 am
My plan involves disney for a gulf hurricane, maybe aspen for an atlantic storm.
Anonymous Says:
June 1st, 2006 at 11:38 am
yesterdays trib made too clear that water wd be up to the roofs if we get hit anyway, so who needs storm shutters? the only sensible plan is yr headline: run to the hills…..

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