co-teaching

Two teachers were busted having sex in a classroom. Here are the highlights:

Foreign language teacher Frances J. Sepulveda, 30, and physical education teacher Bryant J. Wilburn, 29, quit two days after the May 22 incident at Coleman Middle School.

Hell of a language.  And Physical Education?  Of course it is.

Sepulveda’s classroom door was locked and a sheet of paper covered its window, but a boy and a girl saw them having sex through the window, the report shows.

Obviously, we know they couldn’t even sub for geometry teachers. They would have known how to COMPLETELY cover the window.

The boy told a Hillsborough school district investigator that Sepulveda appeared tired when she opened the door and was stressed during class, keeping her head on her desk while students watched a movie.

It was either that or a cigarette, I suppose.

The girl told Principal Mike Hoskinson that “Ms. Sepulveda had pulled her out of her next period class and told her to keep quiet and not to say what she saw,’’ according to the report. Hoskinson told the investigator that he interviewed the teachers and they denied having sex.

The whole deed was done within the three minutes between classes?

Wilburn told the investigator he was eating lunch and doing a crossword puzzle in Sepulveda’s class while she worked.

“Doing a crossword puzzle?” Is that what you call it these days? You could have come up with a better name than that. How about “making a lesson plan,” “grading homework,” or “training for the FCATs.”

Sepulveda initially said she and Wilburn were just friends, but later admitted to twice having sex with him in the classroom, the report shows. Wilburn said they had sex in the room during work hours “on one or two occasions.’’

Forget geometry, he can’t even add correctly.

District spokesman Steve Hegarty… “We dealt with it quickly and the teachers are no longer welcome in the Hillsborough County classroom.’’

Wilburn and Sepulveda could not be reached for comment.

Hey, I got no qualms about two consenting adults knocking off a chunk. And thank the stars it wasn’t a teacher with a student.  But to allow it to be seen by middle school students is just plain stupid. This on the heels of another cop using 911 to set up his hump on a car hood in a cemetery.

11 comments - add to the conversation! → “co-teaching”


  1. Jason

    3 years ago

    you know the only thing I could think of reading this story was… did the PE coach have on those little polyester shorts I alwy remember them wearing? :)


  2. Joel

    3 years ago

    With this sort of thing going on we’re going to have a lot more unauthorized bus rides to school.


  3. Anonymous

    3 years ago

    the sptimes had the best detail of all: the woman just got married in feb to some other guy. and the coach is quoted as saying it was ‘not what it seemed.’ ha! i’ll say….


  4. Jason

    3 years ago

    at least the kids weren’t involved I guess. That is what we have come to expect in some ways. little pervs shouldn’t have been peeking!


  5. kate

    3 years ago

    This story made my day. I’ll be linking to it later because so many of my fellow teachers will turn red and think “there but for the grace of God…”


  6. C.W.

    3 years ago

    Surprised a P.E. coach couldn’t find a better spot in the school to get a little. If they’d both watched “Porky’s” they would know that!


  7. Anonymous

    3 years ago

    oh yeah, kate? you mean lots of other teachers are humping in classrooms but not getting caught? or just thinking about it?


  8. kate

    3 years ago

    Great questions…you’ll have to buy the book.


  9. David Dowling

    3 years ago

    Dr. Ruth couldn’t teach sex-ed any better I don’t believe.. It happens here in Arizona also..


  10. samantha

    3 years ago

    ha and i go to that skewl


  11. Jay

    3 years ago

    Funny enough, I went to this school last year.


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