Sticks of Fire: a Tampa blog

When you dig a little deeper into proposed county ordinances you really find some comedy gems. In a Tribune story about the upcoming battle between Hillsborough County and adult businesses:

•Nu dity would be prohibited inside so-called adult mobile cabarets, a reference to the recreational vehicle parked outside a Tampa Bay Buccaneers game last year by the owner of a dance club.

The two things everybody likes to do - look at nekked ladies and stop others from looking at nekked ladies - are alive and well in Tampa Bay.

One thing nobody is considering - the 30% of girls who don’t graduate high school need someplace to work.  I also wonder if neighboring counties have asked themselves what happens when Hillsborough closes down these businesses and their owners are forced to look for another site just over the county line.

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