sucks to be single
Forbes recently listed the best US cities for singles. Tampa ranked 35th of the 40 cities included. The top place was Denver/Boulder, and the worst place for singles is Greensboro, NC. The only reason Tampa didn’t rank dead last is because we were 7th in online dating, and 13th in job growth.
The most important factor in this list is the number of singles, or percentage of people 15 or older and never married. Only Las Vegas has fewer than us. Tampa ranks 35th in culture – determined by the number of museums, pro sports teams and live theater and concert venues per capita, as well as the university population. The cost of living alone (Tampa ranked 30th) is determined by the average cost of apartment rent, a Pizza Hut pizza, a movie ticket and a six-pack of Heineken. In nightlife Tampa has the 25th highest number of restaurants, bars and nightclubs per capita listed in AOL CityGuide. We ranked 13th in Job Growth, and Tampa’s best showing was 7th for online dating – the number of active profiles per capita on Match.com. There was also a “coolness” factor. Coolness is determined by diversity and its number of creative workers. The coolness rank is not revealed, but it looks like LA gained 9 spots for cool, while Las Vegas lost 7. Tampa lost 4 spots in that category.
Miami, which beats us in culture, nightlife and number of singles, ranked 10th best, while Orlando ranked 24th and beat us in each category except the cost of pizza & beer. The worst part of the story is that in addition to those 2 Florida cities, such great places as Pittsburgh and Detroit rank higher than Tampa.
I don’t know if I would put much stock into a survey that uses Pizza Hut & Heineken as any indicator of reality. I mean, why wouldn’t you reference the fantastic pedestrian fatality rate, the numerous opportunities for fishing or golfing dates, and the incredible number of strip clubs?
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August 7th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
I don’t really know what to say. I’m single, and have been since I moved here after a fantastic social life in Ohio. I hate to stereotype, but I get asked (or my friends get asked, about me) what kind of car I drive (or similar superficial questions) more than I’ve ever experienced in my life. It’s pretty much led me to abandon hanging out in south Tampa. Now I live in Pinellas, and despite my overactive social life and constant cruising to hotspots, I’m still not finding much going on.
Meanwhile, every time I go to Las Vegas (and I just returned) things seem to be a jackpot. Go figure.
I don’t mean to slam the Bay area… it just seems that everywhere (and I’m talking everything from nightclubs to bookstores) I go there’s five men to every one woman. It’s one of the oddest phenomena I’ve ever observed.
August 8th, 2006 at 9:26 am
I find it interesting that football teams constitute culture…
August 8th, 2006 at 11:14 am
Go figure someone asks “what kind of car do you drive” in South Tampa, where pretense is so thick you have to cut it with a sling blade (some folks call it kiser blade, mhmm). That’s why I do my socializing in Ybor.
August 8th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
this whole ‘car’ business is pretty funny considering tampa is basically a cow town, pretty rough around the edges. when someone calls ’soho’ artsy, i have to laugh. what does that mean, exactly? theres really nothing there but a few bars and restaurants.
August 8th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
I dunno, but who eats Pizza Hut pizza? You might as well soak a sponge in olive oil and eat that.
Meanwhile, I think we have plenty of pro sports teams, we have an enormous university population, and we have quite a few museums. Also, we have the best local theater in the Southeast to boot.
I guess it’s not clear if the survey was about Tampa proper or about “Tampa” (aka “Tampa Bay”).
August 8th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
[...] Remember a while back when I posted about being rejected by eHarmony? I was interviewed today by a reporter from the Wall Street Journal about being turned down by eHarmony. Well as it turns out, apparently it sucks to be single in Tampa. Forbes recently listed the best US cities for singles. Tampa ranked 35th of the 40 cities included. The top place was Denver/Boulder, and the worst place for singles is Greensboro, NC. The only reason Tampa didn’t rank dead last is because we were 7th in online dating, and 13th in job growth. [...]
August 8th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
re the student population: maybe, but usf and, worse, ut, add nothing to the area’s cultural offerings. you wdnt even know they are here but for the coeds in the bars of channelside and ybor.
as for museums, all are rather pathetic, except maybe the dali and st pete fine arts, though neither is very big or worth paying admission more than once.
as for best theater? i think sarasota and the coconut grove playhouse in miami might dispute that claim.
August 8th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
Hey, Tim, what kind of car do you drive?
No, really, did you ever think that one seemingly superficial question answers, at lesat in part, the following other questions:
1. Do you have pets?
2. Are we going to be able to take romantic road trips together?
3. What kind of car-sex games can I make you blind with on our first few dates?
4. Can we do sporty, fun activity-things, like drag canoes around and stuff?
5. Will you valet? Without making mob jokes?
6. And, obviously, yes, do you make some kind of decent money, but frankly, who wants to be with a girl who thinks so little of herself she’ll go out with any schmuck without a job?
On the other hand, a lot of dudes around here can’t dress for sh*t and guys in the ‘Burg need to learn about this thing called THE GYM!! YOU GO THERE TO BUILD MUSCLES!! SO YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A F*CKING TWELVE-YEAR-OLD!!
February 2nd, 2007 at 9:49 am
The survey considered only never-married singles? For a retirement state/area? pffffttt….
August 24th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Tampa does suck. Ithas turned into a low rent LA. The traffic has become a nightmare. 2 hours plus toget home at night and we are only talking 20 miles. Women will not talk to you unless you are driving a bmw and making over 100k. I am packing to move tonight after my 2 1/2nightly commute. Goodbye and so long to this hell hole of a town.
August 28th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
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November 5th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Tampa may be bad and miami is a racist superficial shit hole. However, no place is worst than the entire state of Georgia. This place is absolute scum and the oldest city in georgia is the worse. On the surface it looks like this “wonderful place” but in reality its New orleans #2 and a disaster waiting to happen. No one in my family has Ever met anyone here. So far the only thing i have come across are racists, (gangsta’)ignorant women, lesbians, All about the money degree $$$ women and crackheads. That’s your selection in georgia unless you appreciate women who are the above.
January 25th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Tampa does suck! I have lived in a few worse places but this is bad. Too expensive to live in the city which btw has nothing to offer. Whoa wait, one grocery store! This place blows and I can’t wait to move back to Atlanta! Also good call on the chick factor here, most of the “hot” women don’t live here they are on vacation. Most women here are stuck up, crabby, negeative northern chicks that don’t make shit and are looking for a guy with money beacuse they can’t make it on their own. It’ll be a long wait ladies because most of the “ballers” here are broke dick turds. Don’t even get me started on the workforce either, one word for that “LAZY” ! This does not address all things tampa but pretty much sums it up for me at least.
March 16th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I guess some of you are here for bitches, not beaches. I’m a 43 year old single white female who makes just over 100k. If you drive a BMW it’s a turn-off to me because I think you may be superficial. I swear 2 out of 3 that drive expensive cars can least afford them. Anyway…I like the Bay Area. The culture is lacking, but the weather is good, the money is good and the beaches are nice.
May 18th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Tampa is great if you are a woman or minority. They are the ones who get the great paying jobs even if they are not qualified for them. I have worked at several large companies in Tampa and every time promotions went to minorities with no degrees and less experience. Tampa companies are hung up on “promoting diversity”.
July 5th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
The nightlife for singles in Tampa Bay is aweful. When you visit cities like Dallas, Denver, Atlanta, etc…you come back here and want to blow your brains out.
October 19th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
You think Tampa is bad for single guys ? Try Pittsburgh …!
December 14th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I live in North Carolina, and I just about laughed my ass off when I read that the putrid, good-for-nothing, Raleigh/Durham area managed to get rated very good for dating. This is really the last fucking place I would go to for dates. I have been reading the remarks people have been writing. I have been to Denver, CO and I can tell you that for being single Denver blows the chart. It deserves better than a #1 and it has been that way for years straight. The putrid SOUTHERN CUNTS (and the relocated Northern, yankee, sluts) are so stuck up their noses to realize anything else. You approach most of the women down here (even after they eyeballed you) and they make it look like they were interested. You tell them a little about yourself and they are all, like, ”well, I had a problem with my boyfriend [fucking asshole] and I want nothing to do with it”. North Carolina (the most overrated, asshole move to state) seems to be the home to many people who have had problems with significant others in other places. Not to mention most of the fucking couples that live here all move together, and think they are fucking god just b/c they are together. The cost of living down here (except to some NYC and CALIFORNIA FUCK) is outrageous. Not only that, but the people are terribly unfriendly, very loud and very obnoxious. Like someone really needs to talk out loud like their personal shit was someone else’s business. You also have all these LATINO SPICS down here and that fucking non-white culture prides themselves on being obnoxious over ”banging”. I hope they manslaughter those fucking spics that LOVE moving to putrid North Carolina as if nothing else mattered… AND…
AMEN! I am so glad they rated Greensboro/Winston-Salem worst place. They have it so right with that putrid fucking town (Winston-Salem). Those Winston-Salem fucks can choke on their Krispy Kremes and die on their Winston and Salem cigarettes. Why would some asshole want to go into Winston-Salem period. And Charlotte… Don’t get me started. That fucking city tries too hard to be like Atlanta (and GA’s capital actually has more potential). The people that live in this fucking state in general not only deserve to die a brutal death (as portrayed in the 1985 version of Day of the Dead), but are also the LAST species of their nauseating kind I would get involved with. Why is it so hard for these SOUTHERN FUCKS to keep their nauseating mouths shut on the matter over that significant other garbage. The least those church-going, bible-thumping, confederate flag waving, ignorant, etc. assholes can do is help you out if they are going to be pressuring you. They are just too chicken shit to admit that it really can’t be done. DALLASS! Those fucking Texans (who should choke on their state pride like these PUTRID CAROLINA FUCKS) are also the LAST in their kind I would befriend. Those stupid TEXASSANS should all be shot dead and fed to the sharks. Yup, feed those sharks (as in bad people) to the sharks (as in the actual sea creature). Then, those sea creature sharks should all die for eating contaminated, asshole, meat.
Seriously, these southern broads are the LAST in their kind I would go to. For dating, why not go overseas and FUCK THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF THE AMERICAS (especially those latino fucks). Before you know it, nobody will date anymore. And if not everybody can get it then nobody should and that should be the end of all mankind (including those CAROLINA FUCKS). It’s almost as if people were all on drugs here.
San Francisco? While I would go there to visit constantly, I’d much rather be in L.A. Up to this point (because I HAVE to live in putrid North Carolina with all these rude and inconsiderate S.O.B. MILITARY FUCKS) I would much rather listen to Miley Cyrus (whose Tennessee voice is more pleasant than having to hear these NAUSEATING NORTH CAROLINA CUNTS run their sorry mouths). Someone should literally weld these loudmouth CAROLINA FUCKS (including its putrid transplants [more like implants] )mouths with an ark (sp?) welder, and make the nauseating FOOLS look at the flame so it makes ‘em blind (something these mental case fucktards down here deserve) That’s all
December 15th, 2008 at 2:47 am
Ok, an apartment costs 2k in New York. But you make 60k+ if you have a brain. An apartment in Tampa is around $1200 I’ve seen rent in Tampa go from $500 to over $1000 for the same place in just 3 years. The pay sucks ass. Tampa does not reward or respect talent. And you don’t need a -*—– car in NY. The women suck. The schools are pathetic. The insurance companies are con man. Local social groups are closing down. Tampa is only for middle managers and the 40+ crowd. 20 something life here is non existent unless you consider thugging it with your wheels in some parking lot the life. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Tampa turn into a blighted ghost town full of red necks fighting it out with latinos.
December 15th, 2008 at 9:42 am
D Good call, my thoughts to the T. I moved away from tampa a few months ago and have never been happier. I am back in Atlanta where life is good. I have been back to tampa a few weeks ago for work and witness the dumbness once again. Shitty town, shitty people. Tampa is a joke! I had to come back and train a few people and as my earlier posts stated the work force there sucks. Those people are a bunch of drug infested, lazy turds. Hopefully I will not have to cross the GA/Fla border again anytime soon.