Today was one of those days…
I was in the park today and saw a boy, maybe 8-ish, wearing a shirt that read “Lick, Suck, FCUK.”
He was walking with his parents.
Am I the only one who sees a problem with that?
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I have a weird affection for disposable camaras. I know they’re wasteful and I should just get a digital. But I dig the anticipation of waiting the hour for pics to develop, holding them in my hands as I flip through the stack. This $4.99 (on sale) item, when filled with pictures of my dearest family and friends, becomes priceless. Still, last week I managed to forget one at La Casa Dolce where I was having coffee with the girls.
Luckily the nice baristas found it and kept it safe for me…and gave me a nice little package for Christmas. A very little package. (But it was the thought that counts?)
I honestly can’t say how little it was. Target has a policy against developing explicit pictures. So I didn’t get the surprise shot in my set of prints, however, the index sheet that shows all the thumbnails showed me a side of my barista that I didn’t necessarily want to see (NSFW, although it is very tiny). But thanks for sharing dude.
Jeff
3 years ago
I hate when kids misspell four-letter words.
dcdave
3 years ago
i guess you won’t like my fcuk shirt. that’s definitely a tiny penis.
dreaming
3 years ago
looks like a finger to me.
John
3 years ago
“looks like a penis, only smaller”
kate
3 years ago
When was the last time you saw a man’s penis? I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
It’s a finger. No doubt about it. I’m an expert.
Dawn
3 years ago
Penises that pass for fingers – poor guy. Maybe his delightful personality makes up for his um, other shortcomings.
dcdave
3 years ago
dawn sent me the blown up version, it’s definitely ad dude’s gut, followed by cock and balls.
dcdave
3 years ago
…if it’s a finger, it’s the veiniest (is that a word) finger I’ve ever seen.
dreaming
3 years ago
lets just say if guys are pulling their dicks out at la casa dolce, i think ill have my panini elswewhere….
kate
3 years ago
Okay, I guess I stand corrected. Dawn sent me the picture and it looks as though he just opened up his boxers and took an above-the-rim shot.
A few more days snowed in and I might just look him up when I get home.
Seriously. It’s a mess out here. And Chase agrees: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061229/ap_on_re_us/winter_storms
Addison
3 years ago
Okay, now I wanna see the blown up version…where’s the love? Oh, and do you know which one it is so we can snicker at him while we’re there?
Emily
3 years ago
I think I need to see the blow up too. Can’t tell much from the contact sheet.
If it is indeed a penis, I’m going to vow never to take obscene photos on a stranger’s camera ever again. You never know whose blog your private parts might show up on.
Dawn
3 years ago
Okay, by popular demand:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/338405171_3be3726aa8_o.jpg
If my bf wasn’t out of town, I seriously would not be spending this much time examining a stranger’s panini.
Anonymous
3 years ago
what day was this that you left the camera there.
dcdave
3 years ago
Think twice when you eat the gelato.
Dawn
3 years ago
That’s a very Fight Club pee-in-the-soup comment, Dave.
Dawn
3 years ago
I don’t remember what day we were there. And not that I want anyone to get in trouble, but I’m kinda put off by the place now. I used to think of it as a safe little spot I could go alone to write or meet up with friends and now I kinda just avoid it altogether. I know I’m too sensitive, but I wish people would think a little more about how their actions affect others.
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