just stay still
tommy permalink | categories: environment, gators, health, news, sport, tourism, utilitiesby tommy @ 8:40 am
If you stay home, you are gonna run up the electricity bill.
So you head to the course to pick up wayward golf balls. You are into the pond to gather a few more when a gator decides that you will be his lunch.
It’s scary enough to give you the hiccups for three weeks straight.
The trick to getting rid of hiccups - eat a tablespoon of peanut butter.
You may want to avoid the peanut butter that includes a free dose of salmonella.
Of course, you can get salmonella just by visiting the beach.
As long as you can afford $500-a-night hotel rooms in Clearwater.
But then again, you can get sick at the office, too.
Might as well stay home.
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February 15th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Great post! I always knew that I was sick of my job…er…my job was making me sick. Now I know why! I’m going home.
February 15th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
But stay home and your house might catch fire.
On the plus side, when they kick you out for three months for repairs you’ll save a ton on electric bills. Not that I know anything about that.
February 15th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I have that [2111] peanut butter. I bought it in Dec. 2005 at the MacDill PX. Hmm…