a day without sunshine

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by tommy @ 8:11 am

I hope my gay friends will forgive me.

She was born on March 25, 1940. Miss Oklahoma 1958 finished third in the Miss America pageant in 1959. She moved to Miami Beach where beginning in 1969 she would tell millions that “A day without Orange Juice is like a day without Sunshine.” Of course, she also wanted to “Save Our Children from Homo-sexuality.” That last part really screwed her. In addition to getting a banana cream pie to the face (video with popup ads), her career - her life, really - was deservedly crushed. She ended up filing for bankruptcy all over our great nation.

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5 Responses to “a day without sunshine”

  1. Thomas Says:

    What’s does this have to do with Tampa?

  2. joe positive Says:

    So did she die or something? Is this a eulogy?

  3. Addison Says:

    If she did die, the blessings would fall mainly to the gay community and music lovers.

  4. tim Says:

    So did she die or something? Is this a eulogy?

    No. It’s just her 67th birthday. And she is still one of the most hateful people ever to set foot inside this state.

  5. tommy Says:

    Nothing to do with Tampa specifically, but Florida and OJ. It was her birthday, and I wanted to remind people that among the many great folks that are a part of this great state, there have always been others that are shameful.

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