Hmmm. I’m still not happy. Why don’t you leave a clean joke in the comments…
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WP
2 years ago
My grandma recently talked my grandfather into getting a cellphone. He fought it for years, but she insisted that if he was going to drive home alone late at night, that she wanted him to have one in case of emergency. He finally relented and got one. Sure enough he was running late one night, and she heard on the radio that there was a driver heading down I-75 the wrong way. Worried she called him up and asked if he was on his way home yet. He said “Yep.” Then she asked him if he was taking I-75. He told her he was. She told him to be extra careful because someone was driving the wrong way. To which he replied, “Someone? Hell, there’s hundreds of ‘em.”
C.W.
2 years ago
Here’s one I heard Brian Johnson of AC/DC tell on Cowhead’s show early this morning: A guy in a hotel decides to call up an escort service and tells the lady on the other end of the line all the kinky stuff he wants. To which she replies, “Sir you need to dial 9 for an outside line.” Oh my side!
Meredith
2 years ago
Q. When is it time to see Chinese dentist?
A. Tooth-hurty.
Yeah well, it’s the best I can do on short notice.
WP
2 years ago
My grandma recently talked my grandfather into getting a cellphone. He fought it for years, but she insisted that if he was going to drive home alone late at night, that she wanted him to have one in case of emergency. He finally relented and got one. Sure enough he was running late one night, and she heard on the radio that there was a driver heading down I-75 the wrong way. Worried she called him up and asked if he was on his way home yet. He said “Yep.” Then she asked him if he was taking I-75. He told her he was. She told him to be extra careful because someone was driving the wrong way. To which he replied, “Someone? Hell, there’s hundreds of ‘em.”
C.W.
2 years ago
Here’s one I heard Brian Johnson of AC/DC tell on Cowhead’s show early this morning: A guy in a hotel decides to call up an escort service and tells the lady on the other end of the line all the kinky stuff he wants. To which she replies, “Sir you need to dial 9 for an outside line.” Oh my side!
Meredith
2 years ago
Q. When is it time to see Chinese dentist?
A. Tooth-hurty.
Yeah well, it’s the best I can do on short notice.
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