elijah dukes is my daddy
If you missed the story on Friday, Elijah Dukes has been removed from the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. He’s not released, but on a “temporary inactive” list while the DRO tries to convince the folks in Durham to take him (they’d previously said no thanks).
In honor of his departure, I’ve recorded a short ditty envisioning life as one of his many, many children. It’s in 12/8 time! As in, “by the end of the season he’ll have 12 kids by 8 mothers.”
“Elijah Dukes Is My Daddy Blues” (2:30, 12 bars, intoxication) lyrics
To hear some musicians with actual talent, consider visiting the Blue Shark this Friday and Saturday nights.
Tags: music, sports
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June 26th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Yeah! Everybody go to the Blue Shark!
June 26th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
[...] (Hat tip to Sticks of Fire where I saw Tim’s post) [...]