Archive for April, 2008

party because love shouldn’t hurt

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

On Sunday, May 4, the Johnny G. Lyon Band will kick off the Grand Finale of the annual Love Shouldn’t Hurt Poker Run and Rally at Hungry Harry’s Famous BBQ. Come party with us as we donate our time to rock the house for a great cause!

Excerpts from the press release:

On Sunday, May 4, 2008 the Tampa area will hear engines revving up in support of the 3rd Annual Love Shouldn’t Hurt Poker Run and Rally, benefiting “The Spring” of Tampa Bay sponsored by Florin Roebig Trial Attorneys. This event is repeatedly billed as “The Motorcycle Event of the Year.” It is circled in red on every riders calendar for its high energy, attention to detail, and the fact that it is planned FOR bikers BY bikers.

The Dangerous Curves Chapter of Women in the Wind is joining with The Web Riders to crank up this years event by featuring themed parties, prizes and games at every single stop of the run. Harleys, Hondas, BMWs and more will rumble in to register beginning at 9:00 am in the Performance Honda of Wesley Chapel. (28009 State Road 54, Wesley Chapel, FL 33542) Each riding chapter is attempting to win the massive Chapter Challenge Trophy by bringing more members than any other club. A hot breakfast awaits the participants as they buy one poker hand for $10 and additional hands for $5 each. Photographers will be on site for photo ops in front of the US flag backdrop with a Captain America chopper replica or on your own bike. The last bike out of the first party location is leaving at 11am.

Riders get a detailed map with directions leading them along the scenic country back roads to a series of party stops. Who better to host an All American Patriot Party than the VFW Post #8713? A Beach Party with dancers, games and a special Cuban buffet is awaiting the group at the Tropical Breeze Cuban Restaurant in Dade City. The Wild West Party at the San Antonio Restaurant & Lounge cranks up the music and energy level at the third stop of the day, preparing the participants for the BIG Party at the Final Party Stop of the day.

The Johnny G. Lyon Band begins rocking at 1:00 pm to propel the Hungry Harry’s Famous BBQ lakefront location into full tilt action as the riders roll into this final party stop. Adding in a live auction, bike show, appearances by local sports celebrities like Dave Andreychuck of the Lightning, vendors, more games, more prizes, a 50/50 raffle, Hungry Harry’s Famous BBQ and awarding the cash prize of $500 for the Best Poker Hand of the day, this truly will be an event to remember.

What else is important to remember? That every single dollar raised at this event is donated to The Spring of Tampa Bay. Since 1977, The Spring has provided sanctuary and services to more than 30,000 abused adults and their children. The Spring is the largest of Florida’s 41 certified domestic violence shelters and the first in the United States to have an accredited school on site. The Spring aims to be the premier provider of domestic violence services and a positive force for social change, creating a ‘zero tolerance’ attitude toward domestic violence in Hillsborough County.

Hey, this promises to be a great time all around, and we’re gonna be partying all afternoon. Why don’t you come join us, and help out The Spring at the same time?

national day of prayer

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Here is a reminder to Tampa Bay residents who are interested - Thursday, May 1st is the National Day of Prayer. Although the day was established using the tools of the Judeo-Christian faith, anyone can pray - however you pray - for our city, state, country, government, families, businesses, schools, etc. etc. etc.

I believe the freedom to pray (or NOT pray!) as we prefer is a choice Americans should value, that people in other countries are restricted from doing under threat of punishment.

Those of you interested can read the history and objectives of the National Day of Prayer.

what’s with apollo beach?

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

I actually really love Tampa and Florida; I just abhor some of the things people do here to destroy what’s left of our natural resources and make us all look like a bunch of carpetbaggers (Jeb! Bush), swampwater yahoos (Rhonda Storms and Brian Blair), and bilious scalawags (Buddy Johnson).

But there are plenty of political opinions out there far more informed than mine, and I do want to start out on a positive note if it’s not too late. So I’ll tell you about a faboo new restaurant that has been open only eight weeks and is already on my list of favorite places to hang out, especially in North Tampa. The Toasted Pheasant dwells in a nondescript strip mall at 14445 North Dale Mabry, but what’s going on inside is truly special. The freshly prepared food is exceptional, the wine list interesting and affordable, and the service is friendly and unpretentious. You’re going to be hearing a lot more about this place soon. The Weekly Planet has already reviewed it and the owner told me the SP Times reviewer has also called a few times to ask questions, so get in there and enjoy before it’s mobbed by bored South Tampa yuppies slumming north of Kennedy. (Damn, I am acerbic, even when I’m being positive.)

Okay, now for my cranky side. Have you been to Apollo Beach lately? Developers have been busily building new ghettos down there. It looks like one big public housing project down there with miles and miles of cookie-cutter, cheesy faux Seaside-style buildings and ugly, sterile, bauhaus-looking condos, at least half of which are unfinished and even more of which sport for sale signs. And best of all, that glorious view of the pollution-spewing smokestacks of Big Bend power plant. Who would want to live there?

No, really, I’m asking. Do you live there? If so, why?

take me to your leader

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

The traditional "Alien Visits Earth" story often has the intergalactic tourist inquiring about our Big Man On Campus:  "Take me to your leader!" the alien demands. 

Where would you start if that guy showed up here today?

When looking for leadership, it makes sense to look to elected officials - we literally chose these people to represent us.  And the biggest figurehead stateside is the President of the United States.  Unfortunately, George Bush has a job approval rating of about 22%, and hasn’t seen 50% for three years.  I’d say that’s a real lack of confidence in his leadership skills.  Good thing he is leaving soon.  As for his eventual replacement, it may only be slightly better. With the blessing from party "leaders," Presidential wannabees seem to be more concerned about making each other look bad, rather than offering solid ideas to lead the country forward.

Because it seems they are constantly campaigning, US Legislators, Governors, and State Legislators are focused on keeping the status quo, rather than taking any chances on pissing off the electorate.  In addition, back room deals are a-plenty, and many of these folks are simply making connections, and granting favors on your dime, in the hopes of parlaying it all into a great paying job in the private sector.

In Hillsborough County, to whom would you take the alien?  Jim Norman?  Brian Blair?  Pat Bean?  With exception of maybe Mark and Rose, your county commission would first want to know what the alien would be able to do for them personally.

You may have better luck with Tampa’s City Council, but you are just as likely to show up in the middle of some pissy foot-stomping.

Given the mixed results in politics, perhaps we should look for leaders in other areas.

What about the business world?  Well, corporate leaders make more headlines for outrageous salaries or getting caught in scandals rather than for any real leadership efforts.  I have to agree with Bill Lane when he says there are no Jack Welchs or Lee Iacoccas anymore.

Media?  They can’t even keep their own house straight.

Sports?  Bill Belichick is the latest star, and he is a cheater and a classless sore loser.

Embarrassing, isn’t it?

Perhaps I’m too cynical.  I’m sure there are several great examples of leadership right here in the bay area.  Who do you admire for putting community ahead of self?

In the meantime, should the curious alien land in my back yard, I’ll offer him an iced tea and a sandwich, make sure to keep the television off, and tell him my wife will be home shortly.

the trib & usf lakeland

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Opinion piece from Lakeland Local. Note that USF Lakeland has since been renamed USF Polytechnic. Chuck Welch takes issue with a recent Tampa Tribune editorial about USF Lakeland Polytechnic:

It seems the last couple of years have proved one fact to this new resident of Lakeland.

Tampa and Orlando media are afraid of Polk County.

To the Orlando Sentinel we’re often “rural Polk County” or “Orlando-area.”

To the Tampa Tribune we’re evidently a drain on their campus.

In [Sunday]’s Tribune is an unsigned editorial, USF Lakeland Campus Driven By Political, Development Ambitions

I’ll sum up the editorial for you, “Dear Lakeland, We got ours. Stay small. Wait for us to annex you.” It’s the same thing we hear from Orlando. Both cities look to Polk County as land for their growth.

The editorial starts with the statement: “One of the smartest things Gov. Charlie Crist did last year was veto funding for a regional campus of the University of South Florida in Lakeland.”

Now we well know that Crist was new to the job, and pulling the funding was a matter of misinformation. The campus money…unlike the commuter rail funds…was a matter of long public debate.

The Money:

As you read the editorial, notice how the writer wants you to believe USF Lakeland is taking money out of the hands of USF Tampa.

“and weighed against the cost to USF’s aging campus in Tampa” “A new university in Lakeland shouldn’t be built at USF’s expense.”

The fact of the matter is that Polk County and Lakeland officials have pledged much of the money to the campus. Money matched by other funds. And none of the funds would or could go to USF Tampa. The Tribune’s lone reporter based in Polk County, Billy Townsend, recently wrote:

Only $15 million in state money is currently budgeted to begin construction of a single building at the proposed I-4 site. Polk County and the city of Lakeland have both pledged $5 million, which makes the campus eligible for an additional $10 million in state economic development funds.

The Land:

The Tribune editorial writer can’t determine if holding the campus off a year would keep or lose the donated land. That’s an important point to remember. The campus would be built on donated land.

“As much as anything, this campus is about helping a large landholder build a new community.” The implication is that the company thinks having a university close by would be a good thing. Guess what? It is. I am sure if I went to the Tribunes archives I could find all kinds of editorials arguing against USF Tampa getting donated land and grants.

What’s worse is the writer is confused about the land grant. On one hand they warn if the university doesn’t attract a certain number of students the land grant is revoked. The Tribune claims “USF Lakeland says it expects just 1,522 students by 2014-15,” but the USF
Lakeland Educational Plant Survey
states: “Projected student headcount enrollment for the 2009-10 academic year will be 3,472 with 1,736 FTE and in 2014-15 headcount is projected to be 8,688 with 4,344 FTE.” (FTE = the number of Full Time students plus a percentage
of the part-time students)

Then the editorial writer counters with “However, it’s hard to believe the company will walk away if the deadline is not met, given the money it stands to make on the development.”

The corner of I-4 and the Polk Parkway is a perfect central for an university in as growth blooms along the freeway in Polk County. A company wants to give USF Lakeland the land. And Tampa thinks USF Lakeland should walk away. The Tribune opines that some other landowner would donate land. Does that make sense to you?

You’d get the impression that the editorial writer has an argument with the Williams Company. The Tribune editorial writer says, “Problem is, USF has said the Lakeland campus will not focus on research, but on extending the university’s reach to people who can’t make the drive to Tampa. So why build a research park?”

First, USF Lakeland faculty do perform research. Second, companies like to have research parks next to campuses.

Isn’t that a novel idea! A place for USF Lakeland students to intern and get good jobs. Right here in Polk County.

Of course, the Tribune has argued against USF Tampa having a research center located near the campus. Wait, no, they haven’t. In a
recent editorial
they argued that USF Tampa should run next door neighbor Byrd Alzheimer Center “The Byrd center should become part of USF, where scientists are doing great work on Alzheimer’s research. It’s a natural fit.”

We’ve got ours. You get yours on your own.

The Buildings:

The Tribune editorial writer was also under the belief that money for USF Lakeland could be spent on improving infrastructure at USF Tampa, “money that will not be spent for upgrades at the Tampa campus’ less-than-new facilities.” USF Tampa started in 1956. I went to a university much older than that. They had buildings a lot older than 50 years. I can’t seem to remember that classes held in older buildings were inferior.

The Tribune counters with crowding, again in Tampa, “where professors face overcrowded classes and students sometimes have to sit on the floor.”

We have overcrowded classes because the Florida voter is more concerned with saving pennies in taxes than funding salaries for more teachers.

Admission Standards:

The writer claims that USF Lakeland admissions standards will be lower. The fact is USF Lakeland would be able to set their own standards. But what if they do allow more students to attend?

“Especially since the admissions standard for the campus will be lower than in Tampa, which means a USF Lakeland degree will hold less standing.” the writer claims.

Under that logic an USF Tampa degree holds less standing than those from hundreds of universities in the US. How elitist. When you decide which Media General editorial writers to keep, do you decide based on their alma mater?

Finally:

In true editorial fashion the writer ends with a bevy of unanswered questions. I thought I’d help out with a few answers.

• The manner in which USF Lakeland is being built isn’t good public policy.

– You mean it isn’t good for Tampa Tribune public policy.

• It is, however, good for The Williams Co. and the ambitions of a handful of Polk legislators.

– And quite a few people I call my neighbors.

• When balancing funding choices in this difficult year, Gov. Crist should call a time-out on USF’s ambitions for a campus in Polk. Instead, the governor should ask the state board to come back within a year with a plan that makes sense for the state, including the possibility of a
12th university.

– Why not move all of USF Tampa here to where the population growth is projected. I am sure Tampa could use the land for another freeway.

baby mama: wait for video

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

Funny women salvage surrogate comedy

Kate Holbrook is a successful Philadelphia business executive. At age 37, she has it all — including a ticking biological clock. She’d like to have a baby (husband optional), but that doesn’t seem medically likely. Besides, she’s too busy and spoiled to go through the actual pains of pregnancy and birth.

So she finds an agency that will set her up with a surrogate. That’s the premise for “Baby Mama,” a modest comedy with two superb leads and not a whole lot else going for it.

Tina Fey, our current favorite female funny person, stars as Kate, and although Fey’s always a charmer (we loved her Weekend Updates on “Saturday Night Live”), she’s only half the reason to see the movie. The other half would be Amy Poehler (the current SNL Update anchor), who plays Angie Ostrowiski, a South Philly lowlife with neither scruples nor a sense of propriety. They’re an odd couple supreme, and whatever value this timid comedy offers comes through their interplay. Fortunately, there’s a lot of it.

Unfortunately, there are wasted distractions that don’t work quite as well. Sigourney Weaver, as the head of the agency that hooks them up, is a cold caricature, while Steve Martin, as a pony-tailed New Age phony, seems better suited to a skit than a full-length film.

Greg Kinnear plays a nice-guy part that offers him no challenge, and the script seems to wander off into we-ran-out-of-jokes territory before it should.

Still, Fey and Poehler are worth catching — but their goofy exchanges should work just as well on video.

PG-13; 96 minutes. C+

BobRossMovies.com

‘the streak’ on your tv tonight

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

We told you last year that former Stinger’s stripper Mark Consuelo was producing a documentary about the Brandon High School wrestling team’s 34 year old winning streak. “The Streak” began in 1973, and the Eagles piled up 459 consecutive victories and went 468 matches without a defeat. Both of those numbers are national records for a high school team in any sport. Of course, the same year this movie is made, the Brandon Eagles finally lost a match.

At any rate, “The Streak” premieres on ESPN2 tonight at 9pm (2 hours), and ESPN.com’s Joe Tessitore previews the film:

It’s every bit as improbable as the Miracle on Ice, without the dramatic play-by-play call. It exudes greatness along the lines of Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods, but there’s no oversized commemorative coffee table book. It’s numbers-driven like Joe DiMaggio’s 56 straight games with a hit, but this streak always has been about the process, not the result.

“It is an achievement as extraordinary as anything ever seen in American sports,” filmmaker Jon Hock says.

Hyperbole, you say? As extraordinary as anything ever seen in American sports?

Well, you can dismiss this as just another sports story drowning in predictable exaggeration. I almost did. But then you open your eyes, look past the tall talk, and find what first connected you to sports long ago.

Hooray for the Brandon High School Eagles for creating and maintaining such an incredible story. Hooray to Mark Consuelos and ESPN for recognizing the accomplishment, and recording it on film. Watch tonight on ESPN2.

recapping the bucs draft

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

After a few years of disappointing drafts, 2008’s was a very good draft for the Buccaneers. They picked up a number of guys who could develop into playmakers, which the Bucs sorely lacked last year. Compared to last year’s draft, this was more of a risk-reward draft filled with intriguing prospects.

Rd 1 (20) Aqib Talib, CB, Kansas
Rd 2 (58) Dexter Jackson, KR, Appalachian St
Rd 3 (83) Jeremy Zuttah, OG, Rutgers
Rd 4 (115) Dre Moore, DT, Maryland
Rd 5 (160) Josh Johnson, QB, San Diego
Rd 6 (175) Geno Hayes, LB, Florida State
Rd 7 (238) Cory Boyd, RB, South Carolina

THE GOOD
The Bucs’ first six draft picks could all be starters in the next three years. I’m not guaranteeing that would happen but with the exception of Boyd, every one of the Bucs’ draft picks has the talent and potential to start in the NFL. Talib was the best playmaking corner in the draft and Jackson will provide a shot of adrenaline to the kick return game. Moore is a risky pick but with the right coaching could start at either defensive tackle position. And Hayes will provide the Bucs with additional depth at linebacker and will eventually be given the opportunity to compete for a starting position.

The Johnson pick will probably catch Gruden some relief (the Bucs have six quarterbacks on the roster now) but Bruce Allen has said all along he plans on going into training camp with five quarterbacks. After Jeff Garcia the Bucs don’t have a quarterback that can win a game. My prediction is that the Bucs keep Garcia, Luke McCown and Johnson, which means Chris Simms, Brian Griese and Bruce Gradkowski will all be given pink slips.

THE BAD
Before the draft we identified receiver as a position of need for the Bucs but in the second round, when the Bucs had an opportunity to draft Limas Sweed (arguably the best receiver in the draft) Bruce Allen traded down to select kick returner Jackson. Jackson will make a bigger impact in his rookie year than Sweed could have since Jackson can contribute immediately as a kick returner but at best Jackson is a third receiver Antwan Randle El type player.

I’m also not a big fan of drafting a guard in the third round who will not be a starter unless someone on the line is injured. I can understand that Gruden wants depth on the line, which Zuttah can provide as he can play all five positions on the offensive line. Still I would have liked to see the Bucs draft Mario Manningham in the third round instead.

THE UGLY
Bruce Allen has been catching a good deal of heat from USF fans after passing on local kid Mike Jenkins, which is made worse by reports that Allen promised Jenkins the Bucs would draft him. Allen has denied making a promise and the truth probably lies somewhere between. In defense of Allen most everyone outside of Tampa Bay had Talib ranked ahead of Jenkins.

Talib, in addition to Moore and Hayes, fell down the draft boards over the much ambiguous and overblown character concerns. Moore suffered from nothing more than concerns about his work ethic, while Talib and Hayes have problems that border on criminal behavior. Talib tested positive for marijuana three times in college and was suspended for two games for other reasons in 2006. Hayes was arrested at a nightclub in Tallahassee after an altercation with police, which I believe is par for the course at FSU.

Mel Kiper Jr’s Draft Grade: B
Pete Prisco: C+
John Czarnecki: C

florida’s budget cuts

Monday, April 28th, 2008

The subhed in this morning’s headline in the St. Pete Times provides a perfect example of the stuff that bugs me about the boneheads in Tallahassee working hard to destroy what’s left of this wonderful state.

The hed:

Budget gets final slicing

Subhed:

“The deal cuts money to classrooms and nursing homes. Only state troopers get raises.”

Kinda says it all. You cut money for education, you’d better increase money for police.

I love and respect cops, glad we’ve got em, believe they deserve more money and bennies than they currently get to do a damn tough job. However, I honestly believe that if we took better care of our kids, we would need fewer troopers and prisons. As for cutting aid to nursing homes, remember that old saying about the measure of a civilization being the way it treats its most vulnerable members? What’s next, are we gonna launch the elderly into the Gulf on rickety rafts to we don’t have to bother with them anymore? Maybe we can put them to work selling lottery tickets to support our schools.