alligators replace reds
It looks like Florida is losing another Spring Training team. The Cincinnati Reds are likely leaving Sarasota and may move to Goodyear, Arizona. Arizona is stoked, cuz the Cactus League will have nearly the number of teams as the Grapefruit League. Sarasota wants to replace the Reds with another spring training team (perhaps the Baltimore Orioles), but there may be no need. Arizona just shipped 22 alligators to Florida. Unlike baseball players, alligators have no chance of getting all drunked up at Hyde Park Cafe and end up tasered by cops. Plus, the ‘gators probably have a better pitching staff. Besides, everyone knows that Sarasotans favorite team is the Tampa Bay Rays!
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