news that sounds like a euphemism

Crazy news this week, and they all sound like someone is sending code.

With crazy news comes crazy quotes.

“I think they’re more street-smart than a zoo monkey.”

“If you’ve got an alligator going into a house, you’ve got a problem.”

Ya don’t say.

One comment so far, add yours! → “news that sounds like a euphemism”


  1. Clyde

    1 year ago

    You have to admit the headlines are really cute and catchy. Personally, I’ve reached the point where I just hope to find articles with coherent sentences and an absence of misspellings and malapropisms.


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