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It’s, it’s… a ballroom blitz!

Thursday, March 11th, 2004

If you’ll remember, a couple weeks ago there was a melee at the salad bar of a retirement home in Winter Haven. Now comes this unexpected provocation. Seems the old folks in Spring Hill are tired of seeing the Sun City Center gang get all the accolades, and want to have the world’s largest golf-cart parade. I can’t imagine the Sun City Posse taking this sitting down (or crouching over, even). With all of the baby-boomers on their way to retirement age, it won’t be long before there’s a no-holds-barred steel cage old guy Wrestlemania event at the old Armory.