Archive for the 'hurricanes' Category

hurricane season is here

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Rumor says we are already into the 2008 hurricane season, so it’s probably a good time to pick your favorite panic site:

Hillsborough County Emergency Management
City of Tampa Emergency Management
Tampa Bay Regional Council Emergency Management

National Weather Service - Tampa Bay

ABC Action News Hurricane Center
Fox 13’s My Fox Hurricane.com
Weather - Hurricane Information - Bay News 9
Hurricane Guide - from TBO.com
Hurricane Guide 2008 from tampabay.com
Tampa Bay’s 10 Hurricane News - yes, just news.

Know your Evacuation Level:

sunshine state college foozball update

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

Considering we had an all time upset, a number of SEC shootouts, and closely fought games yesterday was one of the more exciting opening weekends in college football history. And we’re not done with Florida State facing off against Clemson Monday night.

  • The Gators romped 49-3 on lowly Western Kentucky, and Golden God Tim Tebow looked especially impressive. Despite attempting only 17 passes Tebow threw for 300 yards and 3 touchdowns. From the highlights I saw it appears Tebow’s running ability suckered in the safeties on play-action leaving receivers wide open down the field.
  • With everything that has changed in Miami it has to be comforting to Canes fans that their defense is the same old dominating run-stuffing machine. The Canes man-handled Marshall 31-3, collecting four interceptions. One red flag for the Canes though, quarterback Kirby Freeman went 9 for 21 for 81 yards, an interception and a touchdown.
  • It has to be discomforting for Bulls fans that USF only beat Division 1-AA opponent Elon 28-13. I missed the game but why did Mike Ford only get six carries, especially if he ran for 83 yards on just those six carries? The only reason I can think of is Jim Leavitt is trying to pull some kind of rope-a-dope before their game against Auburn next Saturday.

extra florida question

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

Are you contemplating a move anywhere? Usually, if you are thinking about moving to another part of the country, you might check into a few things about the place where you are going. Typically, your research would include answering these three questions:

  • What’s the job market like?
  • Can I afford the house, the insurance, the taxes, AND the utilities?
  • Will the kids get a decent education?

However, when moving to the FLA, you would think folk would add just one more question:

  • What’s the deal with these hurricane thingys?

But apparently, they are not.

see the world, do some good

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

The family is hitting the road!  I’m sure many of you are on vacation right now.  The Fourth of July holiday falls on a Wednesday this year, so it makes perfect sense to take the entire week off.  Which is what many of my coworkers did, so we’re going the following week.  Plus the band is off for two weekends in a row, so it works out well all the way around.

Earlier this summer we asked the six year old what she wanted to do on vacation.  She said she wanted to see a different state.  “What state?” she was asked, and her immediate response was “Alabama.”

Alabama.

Heh.

It’s not exactly Six Flags, is it?

And how is it that of the 49 other states in the union, the first she considers is Alabama?

I can think of a million other places to visit besides Alabama.  But I really couldn’t come up with a decent reason NOT to take her to Alabama.  So that is where we are headed.  The whole family - wifey, the High School Senior, the 2nd grader, and myself.

What the six year old doesn’t know, is that daddy figured out a way to turn this request into a dreaded “learning experience.”  A double learning experience, really.  And for daddy, a bit of time at the casino.

First, there is the geography lesson.  Not only will she see Alabama, but she will also see Louisiana, Mississippi, Georgia, and that strangest of states, Tallahassee.  Wifey and the teen have plans to lay on the beach in most of those states.

Second, we’re going to bring up some school supplies for the victims of Hurricane Katrina.  As you know, the gulf coast has still not fully recovered from the Hurricane season of 2005.  They still need all sorts of help, and this trip will give us a chance to help directly (donations), and indirectly (spending some money there).

On the way over, we’ll visit brother Mike in Tallahassee, but plan to base operations on the beach in Biloxi.  Day trips are planned to Mobile, Gulfport, and New Orleans.  The trip back includes a stop in southern Georgia.

So, why am I telling you all of this?  Well, I just think “Alabama” is funny (not as funny as, say, “Arkansas,” though).  Plus wifey suggested I let you folks know what’s going on, in case you have some school supplies you want delivered to the gulf coast.  We plan to take anything we get directly to a non-profit up there for use this school year.  We will take anything you have lying around, but could really use a couple more backpacks.  Contact me if you are interested.

And listen - I don’t want you to think that wifey and I are boring people.  We have plenty of fun stuff planned for the kids, too.  We just want to make a big deal out of the “helping others” part.

PS:  There is something in the works for local students, too.  More info on that is coming soon. 

music for 2007 hurricane season

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Andrea, Barry, Chantal, Dean, Erin, Felix, Gabrielle, Humberto, Ingrid, Jerry, Karen, Lorenzo, Melissa, Noel, Olga, Pablo, Rebekah, Sebastien, Tanya, Van and Wendy. That’s this year’s list of hurricane names. There are six lists that rotate and they do not change unless there is a hurricane that is so devastating that the name is retired, then another name replaces it. The official beginning of the 2007 Hurricane Season began June 1. A couple of weeks ago we had an early arrival with the formation of Tropical Storm Andrea. Unless you live on the East or Gulf Coast, Hurricane Season probably doesn’t mean sh*t to you until we are knee deep in it and CNN is into full sprint with their 24 hour coverage.

Truth is, it doesn’t mean sh*t to us, either, which is why when a place actually does get hit there are so many issues. Evacuate? Naw, that thing will turn before it hits us. I have actually evacuated twice, and both times the storm turned. So here is to another year of panicked weathermen, price gouging, gas runs, cones of confusion and hurricane parties. Tonight the wife and I are gathering with some friends for a kick-off party. We got the glasses, the mix and plenty of rum.

So here’s to hurricane season. May it be a quiet one, and here are some hurricane songs to go along with the drinks:

Jimmy Buffett - Tryin’ To Reason With Hurricane Season
Bob Dylan - Shelter From The Storm
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
John Fogerty - Walking In A Hurricane
The Shiners - Hurricane Blues (awesome song)
Catherine Feeny - Hurricane Glass
Levon Helm - Hurricane
Neil Young - Like A Hurricane

I really didn’t wanna include this one but I figured if I didn’t I’d get 10 emails and/or comments telling me I forgot it:

Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane

What’s the term everyone who finds themselves inside the cone of confusion gets to hear ad-nauseum? Hunker freakin’ Down. Seriously, what hurricane songs post would be complete without a hunker down song?

Th’ Legendary ShackShakers - Hunkerdown

And this seems like as good a time as any to post my favorite Buffett song ever: The Ballad of Spider John

As a side note: This is my favorite and most lasting picture from Hurricane Katrina:

I don’t know what it is about this picture but for some reason it seems to capture everything about the event for me. Like everyone else, I watched the events in New Orleans from the comfort of my dry living room. I judged the NOLA government, I judged FEMA, I judged Washington, I judged the rioters and I judged what went down in the Superdome. I judged it all… over dinner, from the comfort of my dry, air conditioned living room. For the Southeast and Gulf coasts, it really isn’t a matter of if so much as when will we get hit. The Tampa/St. Pete area has been really fortunate. So far. Watching the Katrina events unfold, it was scary knowing that your town could be next. FEMA still sucks and will fall short again in 2007. If nothing else, that is guaranteed.

Written on June 1 and crossposted from Tampa/St. Pete’s own ninebullets.net

city wants you to tattle-tale

Thursday, May 24th, 2007

We got this email from Shannon Edge, Tampa’s Neighborhood Czar:

Good-afternoon Neighborhood & Community Leaders,

The City of Tampa’s Water Department is seeking your help if you see water use violators by calling the Water Use Violation Hotline at (813) 274-8036 and leaving a message with the address, date and time. The Water Department has already stepped up their efforts for enforcement and giving citations due to the severity of the drought. All city employees out in the field have also been asked to be the eyes and report violators.

Residents and businesses inside the city limits are restricted to the following:

* Addresses ending in an even number or the letters A-M may water on Tuesdays only.
* Addresses ending in an odd number or the letters N-Z may water on Sundays only.
* Watering on the designated day is allowed between midnight and 8:00 a.m. or 6:00 p.m. and midnight.
* Please report any broken water lines or hydrants by calling (813) 274-7400.

Speaking of rain and the predicted 17 storms for the hurricane season, please find attached a document with important hurricane numbers to share with your family, neighbors and co-workers. Please visit our website at www.tampagov.net/neighborhoods to find out what flood zone and evacuation area you live in by using the “My Tampa Address” feature on the left hand side of the page, under the City of Tampa map. Our office will also be happy to send you the County’s special needs form if you know anyone who might need special assistance during an evacuation. On June 5th, the City of Tampa will be participating in the County’s free Annual Hurricane event at Leto High School from 5:30 to 8:30 p.m. Please contact us for more details.

Many thanks for your help and please do not hesitate to contact us if we can be of any help to you.

Warm regards,
Shannon

Shannon Edge, Director
Office of Neighborhood & Community Relations
City of Tampa

Here’s the attachment: City of Tampa Hurricane emergency phone numbers May 2007

So - have you seen watering violations? Do you do anything about it?

avoiding the real issues

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

Recently, CNN’s Glenn Beck (his radio program began in Tampa, by the way) had on the science and operations officer of the National Hurricane Center, Chris Landsea.

I’ve chosen bits & pieces here, but don’t believe I’m taking it out of context.  To double-check, I encourage you to read the entire transcript from CNN.  But in a nutshell,

BECK: Yesterday, the director of the National Hurricane Center retired and he left us with these parting words — this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside: “The biggest concern we have in our country is the rapid buildup of the coastlines. We`re setting ourselves up for another disaster,” end quote. This guy should know…

Chris, how real is this that we can be devastated by a hurricane?

CHRIS LANDSEA, NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER: Well, we look back on the U.S. hurricane history, and throughout our history, we have seen devastating hurricanes with hundreds, even thousands killed, and perhaps with — before Katrina, many people thought that would not happen again. But with 1,400 dead in Louisiana and Mississippi, we realize we are very vulnerable to strong hurricanes.

BECK: OK. Yesterday and when I heard the final — the final words of the hurricane chief, and he said, you know, this is coming, I thought exactly of the words that I read about, starting I think in the 1950s, the warnings in New Orleans, “It`s coming, it`s coming, reinforce the walls” and nobody did anything about it.

And now here we are rebuilding the wall to the exact same level as it was before. I mean, it`s going to happen again in New Orleans, isn`t it?

LANDSEA: Well, New Orleans is very vulnerable. So is Houston. So is Tampa. So it Miami, even New York. And so it`s not a matter if you`ll have a strong hurricane strike those areas; it`s a matter of when.

BECK: What is the city that you`re most concerned about? What`s the one that you say, this is it? This is ground zero?

LANDSEA: It could be Tampa. Extremely vulnerable, low lying, a big bay. A hurricane will funnel the water in and flood the entire city.

BECK: Right.

LANDSEA: New York is extremely vulnerable, too, if a hurricane strikes just west of them and funnels all that water just north along Long Island into the city itself. They could have 20 to 25 feet of storm surge.

BECK: Actually, that would clean the streets out. It might not be bad.

Chris, thanks a lot.

Ok, so what is the main point of that interview?

  1. another big, badass hurricane WILL hit a big population center sooner or later, and Tampa may be the most vulnerable
  2. glenn beck wants a hurricane to hit NYC
  3. glenn beck is a terrorist

Huffington Post chooses #2, which allows the parrot lefties to select #3Michael Bouldin’s take is among the most ridiculous, asking why rightwing blogs haven’t taken Beck to task.  Good Morning America has since hired Glenn Beck, and Media Matters is all up in arms for the future of our great country. 

Wait a minute.  Slow down.  Before we go on and on about how Glenn Beck is an ass, tells horrible jokes, and how on earth anyone could give him his own program, perhaps we need to read that transcript again.

Oh.  There’s a hurricane coming, and these bloggers want you to be aware of Glenn Freakin’ Beck.  Who gives a rat’s ass about him, if you are going to be under 20 feet of seawater?  Idiot bloggers, that’s who.  It seems they are so concerned - no, obsessed - with proving the other side wrong, incompetent, or divisive, that they fail to address the actual meat of the CONVERSATION.

But it’s not just the left wing that does this.  So do those in the conservative ranks.  Sue Carlton has a column about the right wing making a huge deal about Senator Barbara Boxer’s comments toward Condoleeza RiceSue Carlton:

What I heard from Boxer was an observation on who makes the big decisions about this war and who lives and dies with the repercussions - and the great divide between the two.

To divert from that with a sideshow, and from the larger point of where this war is going - now there’s your insult.

Insulting, indeed.  Bloggers both left and right are very quick to attack the messenger, rather than discuss the issues.  And all of that gets you, the reader to focus on things of very little import, while ignoring those issues that truly affect you.

By the way, in case you missed the point while I was going on and on about people missing the point,

another big, badass hurricane WILL hit a big population center sooner or later, and Tampa may be the most vulnerable

note to dudes: please wear longer shorts

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

 

 

 

(See the original full-sized cartoon here, from the [almost] daily cartoon paper fruit hair.)