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criss angel implodes in clearwater

Friday, August 1st, 2008

Kind of on the spur of the moment, I attended the much-hyped Criss Angel event at Clearwater Beach last night. The illusionist was scheduled to “escape” from the condemned Spyglass Inn live before it was imploded on his A&E television show.

I was just excited to see a building imploded, something I’ve always wanted to witness live. Unbelievably, there’s no actual video of it up on YouTube yet (of course, that could change by the time you read this), but here is the computer animation of what was supposed to happen:

It went down just like that and was truly an amazing thing to see happen in person. On that front, the evening did not disappoint. Other aspects, however…

We were really too far away to witness the whole magic, great escape aspect but I recorded the show and watched it this morning and it looked kind of corny on TV. What I find strange…and funny…is how many people seem seriously upset after the fact that there might have been some trickery involved.

I guess it didn’t occur to these people that neither the city of Clearwater nor the company handling the demolition would sign off on a televised stunt where there was real danger. If nothing else, do they really think the guy in charge of pushing the button to set off the explosives is going to do so if it means killing someone?

“Sorry, my orders are to push the button at 10:55 and that’s what I’m-a gonna do. (BOOM!)”

Newsflash: Magicians don’t really have magical powers. There’s a reason these stunts are called “illusions”. Somebody better hide the sharp objects if these people ever hear some of the ugly rumors out there about Santa Claus.

Navigating and exploring Clearwater Beach itself turned out to be the most unpleasant aspect of the whole thing. True, it’s really not the kind of area that’s set up to handle a sudden influx and egress of 50,000 people but surly parking attendants and (some) restaurant and hotel staff who seemed genuinely annoyed by having to deal with extra customers on a Wednesday evening didn’t help matters.

When it was over, there were lots of police officers driving around but they didn’t seem to be doing much to speed the flow of traffic. I left there at 11:45PM and got home (24.2 miles) at 2:20AM, by which time I was wishing that they’d imploded more than the Spyglass.

bye bye spyglass resort motel

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

Besides the (very) loud music, here’s your introduction to Criss Angel > The Official Website:

Don’t miss the first LIVE episode in MINDFREAK history as Criss attempts to escape from an imploding building! Watch it LIVE on Wednesday, July 30 at 10 PM EST / 7 PM PST on A&E, or watch it LIVE here on www.CrissAngel.com!

It’s always fun to watch a building implode!  The whole “escaping death” part is just a bonus.  We find out more in the news section:

… From within a 9-story former hotel outside of Clearwater, Florida, Criss will attempt to escape a building that is loaded with explosives and set to detonate.

Clearwater!?!?  Now famous for Scientology AND Death Defying Stunts!?!?

Anyway, Angel has 3 and a half minutes to get out of handcuffs attached to a balcony railing, through three or four locked doors, and up 3 flights to the roof, where a helicopter will whisk him off to safety.

Cool.

Even cooler is the building that will host the stunt, the old Spyglass Resort Motel.  You know this place - it’s 10-story building with 100 foot mural of the hot air balloon on it.  Clearwater artist Roger Bansemer painted that mural back in 1978 (Tampa Bay’s 10 has the story of the mural). 

This place became quite the dump over the past few years, but the rooms were cheap!  That, along with many of the balconies facing the beach, the Spyglass became the perfect place for partying spring breakers.

Not everyone is impressed with Angel’s plans to escape getting blowed up.  Steve Otto says the stunt is “pretty lame.”  Ernest Hooper agrees, challenging Criss Angel to attempt to find a parking spot at Clearwater Beach in 3½ minutes on a Saturday.  Eric Snider simply says Angel is repugnant, pretentious, and unimpressive.

Good grief, ya’ll.  The dude is giving Clearwater Beach some free marketing national coverage, and BLOWING UP A BUILDING!! 

Actually, Advanced Explosives Demolition is blowing up the building, and Applied Science International created a video simulation of the implosion.

Those of you interested can watch Mindfreak on A&E tonight at 10pm, or see the webcast beginning at 9pam on AETV.com, watch it live at CrissAngel.com, or watch it live from Clearwater Beach - they will have giant screens there, too.

You gonna watch/go to this?

we have everything here

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Yep.

Why you can even go surfing at St. Pete Beach.

Surfing at St. Pete Beach

Feel free to check surf conditions at Gulfster.com

tampa bay area has the best beaches in the nation

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Dr. Beach came out with his top beaches for this year, and the Tampa Bay area can once again claim the best beach in the United States.  Fort DeSoto was named the top beach in the US for 2005, and this year Caladesi Island ranks as America’s Best BeachCaladesi Island is just off the coast of Dunedin.


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Not only that, but Sarasota’s Siesta Public Beach ranked number three in the nation for 2008.  You can find that beach on Siesta Key, just an hour south of Tampa or St. Pete.


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They both look pretty good, huh?

Past Florida winners of Dr. Beach’s list include:

  • 2005 Fort DeSoto Park - North Beach, St Petersburg, Florida
  • 2002 St. Joseph Peninsula State Park, Florida
  • 1995 St. Andrews SRA, Florida
  • 1994 Grayton Beach SRA, Florida
  • 1992 Bahia Honda SRA, Florida

is anonymous the future?

Friday, April 18th, 2008

I had an opportunity Saturday to attend an Anonymous vs. Scientology protest in Clearwater. For those readers who aren’t familiar with the string of global protests occurring in the last few months, here’s a quick primer:

Anonymous is a loosely organized group of people from the internet who are protesting what they believe are Scientology’s human rights violations. Anonymous members also believe Scientology is run like a business and therefore shouldn’t qualify as a church for governmental purposes.

The church’s spokespeople have said Anonymous is a group of cyber terrorists and only one member stepping out of line could cause a religious war. They consider Anonymous to be more or less a group of religious bigots trying to take away Scientology members’ constitutional rights.

Tied in to all this is a video of Tom Cruise talking about the church, lawsuits, bomb scares and veiled threats from both sides. Type the phrase “Anonymous vs. Scientology” into any search engine, and you’ll come up with results ranging from pictures of protests to newspaper articles to YouTube videos. Anonymous has a large base of net savvy members to create content; one of the more publicized sites is Xenu.net, home of Operation Clambake. The church relies on spokespeople to release statements to the press when trouble arises and directs people to Scientology.org to learn more about the church and claim Anonymous is a terrorist organization in Anonymous Exposed, a documentary available online.

Anonymous organized a full day of activities Saturday, from ex-Scientologists speaking out about the church to pizza and cake at Coachman Park. I arrived around 2 p.m., just in time to watch the picketing and speak with a few Anonymous members. On an interesting side note, the street leading to Coachman Park was blocked off, which protesters assured me was a common tactic Scientologists use against them.

Anonymous members were constantly on the move during the protest, because it is illegal to block Clearwater sidewalks. They carried signs with slogans like “Religion is Free, Scientology Isn’t” and chanted as individuals and a group. At least one protester told various people “Don’t worry, we’re from the internet.”

Many picketers wore masks or bandanas across their faces, because they said they were afraid of Scientology’s retaliation. The crowd was composed largely of college-aged men and women in their late teens to mid 20s, with a few older protesters scattered among them. As a whole, they seemed to have a healthy sense of humor; one of the publicized goals of their campaign is to make the world laugh at Scientology.

Protesters were quick to point out that they weren’t protesting Scientology as a religion but were instead protesting the leaders who dictate church rules, practices and doctrine. The practice they focused on Saturday was “disconnect,” a practice Anonymous says the church uses to separate families.

Pat Harney, a Scientology spokeswoman, emailed me a prepared statement that says in part:

The Church encourages and helps its members to have excellent family relationships, whether their relatives are Scientologists or not. In fact, relationships between a Scientologist and the rest of his family routinely improve after his involvement in Scientology, because through Scientology one acquires the means to increase communication and resolve any problems that might have existed before.

Over the phone, Harney assured me that Scientology builds connections between families instead of destroying them and reiterated that she was worried a few Anonymous members might take matters into their own hands and ignore directives for peaceful protest by group organizers. She stated that the church has received bomb threats, death threats and harassing phone calls over the last few months and will not stand idly by if it comes under attack.

The statement she provided also says

For the past 3 months, members of Anonymous have been conducting a hate campaign against Scientology churches and their members.

Behind their self-serving statements, they are perpetuating criminal acts.

Why this matters to Tampa residents:

The future is here, and it’s right in our own backyard. The group Anonymous is an internet based group that has no real leaders and no central organization. It is a group of individuals who will do whatever they can to achieve a common goal. While the number of protesters in Clearwater has gone down with each protest, they still drew in approximately 170 people from across the state on Saturday. Take into account this was a global protest, and the numbers jump exponentially.

Some members are looking into nonprofit status for the group and are starting an advertising campaign. Often, members who are in constant contact with each other online do not know the identities of their comrades in real life.

Also, Scientology has some major resources at its disposal. They aren’t afraid of getting their legal team and the police involved when problems arise and are adamant about protecting their rights and members.

Both sides have their own PR campaign to paint the other side as ugly as possible. And, because Anonymous has no central authority to call a halt to the campaign against the church, it could potentially go on forever.

Since protesters are anonymous and loosely affiliated, the church can work to stop individuals who break the law, whether it be through vandalism or threats, but they can’t do anything against the group as a whole.

What happens with Anonymous now could influence the way groups organize well into the future.

perhaps ‘the lucky charms’

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

I guess it started with Hooters. Then, along came Knockers, Melons, and Mugs ‘n Jugs to copy the idea, even down to their names using a double entendre for women’s breasts. And we can’t forget about Bazooka’s, and you may as well throw in the Twin Peaks Restaurant (A Great Menu with a View!).

Ker’s Wing House followed the formula so closely they were sued, but at least they have no obvious reference in the name.

Since the breastaurant theme works at wing & beer joints, it is now being expanded into other industries. Barista Babes, for instance. Owners of this new place say they are the same as Hooters, except just selling coffee. But I think the trend may have gone too far.

There is a newly-opened Irish Bar & Grill over in Clearwater. They too have the good looking waitstaff, with outfits that emphasize the chest. The problem I have is with the name of the place.

Sure, they could have gone with something like MacBiggun’s, or perhaps Bevvies & Knobs, or maybe Boozer McDiddies. Jookers would be a choice, too, as would Jars & Jellies or even Kelly McDollies, but it seems they just didn’t want to be so subtle. Nope… If you want to visit the Irish Pub in Clearwater with the well-endowed waitresses, you will actually have to say “Hey, let’s go on over to

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my present to you all

Monday, December 24th, 2007

Some of you know I send out a holiday CD every year featuring goofy songs I write. This year’s CD, which is en route around the world and most certainly will not arrive by Christmas, features a track I wrote just for all of you fans of the Sticks. Longtime readers will find all kinds of fun treasures amidst my lame attempt at rapping (and yeah, Tommy, I know you wanted to be a part, but I haven’t been able to leave my house in a few weeks due to working on holiday stuff). All apologies to Run-D.M.C. for ripping their groove.

So, folks, here we go. Share with anyone you like. And happy holidays.

Christmas In Pinellas (2:42)

clearwater city(?) not too old

Thursday, December 13th, 2007

According to an AOL article written by Carol Vinzant, Clearwater City, Florida is one of the Worst Places to Retire:

Clearwater City, Florida: Too Many Fellow Seniors

This Tampa Bay area hamlet has the highest percentage of seniors of any city in the United States. The 2000 Census found 21% of Clearwater’s population was 65 or older, the highest of any city of 100,000 or more. Floridians as a whole are 17.6% seniors, compared with 12.4% for the United Sates as a whole. With 3.6% of its population 85 and up, Clearwater also has three times the national share of that age group.

The graying of Florida is just one reason many retirees from the Northeast sometimes abandon their first retirement destination for somewhere mid-way up the coast. These “half-backs” are increasingly turning to the Carolinas, fleeing the bland culture, extreme weather, and high real estate and homeowner’s insurance prices of Florida.

Huh?

Clearwater City? There is no such place as Clearwater City, Florida.

Too Many Seniors? For people retiring? Don’t old people sometimes look for other old people to hang with? I have never in my life heard a retiree say there are too many old people here. Even still, 21% is not a very high number. That still leaves 79% of the population to make friends with. Is that not enough?

But get this - Anchorage, Alaska also makes the list, because they have the “Fewest Fellow Seniors.” Rhode Island makes the list because they have the “Least Older Men.” Perhaps Carol can tell us what perfect percentage of retirees we should be striving to reach.

And they are fleeing the “bland culture” of Clearwater? I guess the writer didn’t read an earlier article, also found on AOL. The one that says Tampa Bay is one of the best places for retirees:

This is Florida’s finest venue to kick start a second or third act. The community actively welcomes retirees who want to get involved with creative, ecological, business — you name it — projects. The cultural scene is rich with performing arts venues, and it has outstanding healthcare facilities.

Sounds like the opposite of bland to me.

The bottom of the article tells us that Carol Vinzant is a freelance writer in New York City. The rest of the article tells me that some people can get paid to write crap.