catching that south tampa buzz!
Friday, May 30th, 2008Crime in Drew Park? That’s how it goes.
Crime in Suitcase City? What do you expect?
Crime in Ybor City? Such is life.
Crime in South Tampa? OMG! This is horrible! Send in more cops! Raise my taxes!
Tampa Tribune Community Columnist Buzz Kelly writes an opinion piece that is sure to be well-received outside of Palma Ceia. Buzzy K says crime is out of control in South Tampa, and your Tampa Police Department needs to increase patrols:
…it’s increasingly clear we need more protection. The weekly crime reports are rising - vandalism, robberies, car thefts, home invasions. This once idyllic part of Tampa is changing. We need marked cars cruising the streets, patrolling, watching, checking. I’ll say this: If South Tampa is becoming Baghdad, and if my taxes have to go up so Humvees can guard us, I’ll pay it.
Good Grief! The last thing we need is a bunch of cops driving Hummers. But what about this rising crime in South Tampa? I haven’t read that anywhere. It must be true, because his victimized friend agrees:
Telling me about it later, she said, “This is South Tampa, a safe neighborhood … things like that aren’t supposed to happen here!
How many stories do you read in the papers and see on the news on a daily basis? But Buzzy K is not concerned with crime until a personal friend of his is a victim. The best part is that he already is convinced that TPD prefers South Tampa anyway:
“South Tampa has the fastest police response time in the city, usually less than 10 minutes…
C’mon, now Buzzy! That’s ridiculous. Do you really believe that TPD pays more attention to SOK than the rest of the city?
I asked TPD PIO Andrea Davis about that. She told me that there are no statistics to back up Buzzy’s claims, and suggested Mr. Kelly check out the TPD website.
We did it for him.
A quick glance at the Tampa police crime activity maps shows steady crime rates throughout South Tampa (priority 1 and priority 2 crimes) across the last six months - no rise in sight.
As for response time, according to the 2008 budget, TPD has an average response time of under 7 minutes for priority 2 crimes. For the entire city.
This is the sort of thing that feeds the reputation that those who live in South Tampa are nothing but selfish brats. But we know plenty of South Tampa folks who do not feel this way. Based on this and a couple of his previous columns,
- When we vacation, we’re rich enough to afford an animal lady to care for our pets. You should too.
- The recession is great! Poor people are desperate and will work cheaper!
perhaps this is the closest his posh life has been to crime, and he’s just a little freaked out.





